You know you've been playing too much Zelda when...
* You try seducing a girl with Kamaro's dance.
* You catch a lightning bug and carry it around all your life, hoping it'll revive you from the dead.
* You continuously ram into a tree, hoping some rupees all out.
* You are absolutely sure Spock is a Hylian and not a Vulcan.
* You sing the song of healing in front of a teacher, hoping he'll die and leave behind a mask.
* You refuse to go to the petting zoo in fear of chickens.
* You refer to chickens as 'cuccos'.
* You swim around the lake all day, looking for the Catfish' Maw.
* You spend all your free time fishing, because that 'big lunker' at the bottom must have a piece of heart inside.
* You spend all your free time fishing, hoping you'll one day catch a Hylian loach.
* You're afraid to pick a flower because it might be a bomb-flower.
* You're stuck to your seat.
* Your diet mainly consists of hard rocks.
* You buy an ocarina just to play the minuet of forest and are disappointed that it didn't take you to the sacred forest meadow.
* You put yourself in some blue rags and wear a couple of iron boots so you can sink yourself to the bottom of the pool and start looking for princess Ruto.
* You grab a chicken, jump off the roof and are surprised to find out the landing is NOT soft.
* You go to the bank and try to change your money for rupees.
* You slap every spider around because it might leave a skulltula token.
* You're afraid to eat chicken because you might be attacked by it's friends.
* You're looking on your world map trying to find where exactly Koholint Island is.
* You name your horse Epona.
* You sing Epona's song near a cow and hope that it will give you some milk.
* You name your daughter Malon and your son Talon.
* There are butt-prints left on your seat.
* You go to your bowling alley to play a game of bombchu-bowling.
* You run around town every day, hoping you'll one day be able to beat the running man.
* Your hands are stuck to your controller.
* You never fight in real life because you can't use Z-targeting.
* You try to whack every butterfly with a stick, because a fairy might appear.
* Roam around the graveyard at night, looking for Dampé's Ghost.
* You search all shoe-stores in town looking for a pair of hover boots.
* You run around town with a magnifying glass in front of you, hoping you'll find some hidden path.
* You finally stop playing and find out two days have passed.
* You finally stop playing and find out mankind is extinct.
* You want to be buried with your Zelda cardridge next to you.
* You actually believe those pathetic Triforce rumours.
* You're reading this nonsense.
* You start talking to scarecrows.
* You play the flute in front of a scarecrow and wonder why it's not dancing.
* You hum ocarina tunes in class, hoping you'll be warped out of the classroom.
* You break every vase you encounter hoping to find some rupees inside.
* You look in every mirror, hoping it will take you to the light world.
* Think you are of the Hylian Race.
* Cut your ears so they are pointy.
* Ask the salesman in a clothing shop where you can find the Zora Tunic
* You try seducing a girl with Kamaro's dance.
* You catch a lightning bug and carry it around all your life, hoping it'll revive you from the dead.
* You continuously ram into a tree, hoping some rupees all out.
* You are absolutely sure Spock is a Hylian and not a Vulcan.
* You sing the song of healing in front of a teacher, hoping he'll die and leave behind a mask.
* You refuse to go to the petting zoo in fear of chickens.
* You refer to chickens as 'cuccos'.
* You swim around the lake all day, looking for the Catfish' Maw.
* You spend all your free time fishing, because that 'big lunker' at the bottom must have a piece of heart inside.
* You spend all your free time fishing, hoping you'll one day catch a Hylian loach.
* You're afraid to pick a flower because it might be a bomb-flower.
* You're stuck to your seat.
* Your diet mainly consists of hard rocks.
* You buy an ocarina just to play the minuet of forest and are disappointed that it didn't take you to the sacred forest meadow.
* You put yourself in some blue rags and wear a couple of iron boots so you can sink yourself to the bottom of the pool and start looking for princess Ruto.
* You grab a chicken, jump off the roof and are surprised to find out the landing is NOT soft.
* You go to the bank and try to change your money for rupees.
* You slap every spider around because it might leave a skulltula token.
* You're afraid to eat chicken because you might be attacked by it's friends.
* You're looking on your world map trying to find where exactly Koholint Island is.
* You name your horse Epona.
* You sing Epona's song near a cow and hope that it will give you some milk.
* You name your daughter Malon and your son Talon.
* There are butt-prints left on your seat.
* You go to your bowling alley to play a game of bombchu-bowling.
* You run around town every day, hoping you'll one day be able to beat the running man.
* Your hands are stuck to your controller.
* You never fight in real life because you can't use Z-targeting.
* You try to whack every butterfly with a stick, because a fairy might appear.
* Roam around the graveyard at night, looking for Dampé's Ghost.
* You search all shoe-stores in town looking for a pair of hover boots.
* You run around town with a magnifying glass in front of you, hoping you'll find some hidden path.
* You finally stop playing and find out two days have passed.
* You finally stop playing and find out mankind is extinct.
* You want to be buried with your Zelda cardridge next to you.
* You actually believe those pathetic Triforce rumours.
* You're reading this nonsense.
* You start talking to scarecrows.
* You play the flute in front of a scarecrow and wonder why it's not dancing.
* You hum ocarina tunes in class, hoping you'll be warped out of the classroom.
* You break every vase you encounter hoping to find some rupees inside.
* You look in every mirror, hoping it will take you to the light world.
* Think you are of the Hylian Race.
* Cut your ears so they are pointy.
* Ask the salesman in a clothing shop where you can find the Zora Tunic