*player brings random NPC 5 chickens*
Random NPC: Oh thank thee dearest hero. Verily, here ist thine Helm of greater <random attribute>.
Player:

Give me more or I'll fucking slit your throat and spit on your mother!
:hm: Thanks.
:loth: No that's quite all right. It is good just to know you have chickens to feed your fifteen hungry children.

What if I'm gay?