**INTRO**
>Si DotA nag iisa lang sa mundo, si GF napakarami nyan
*DotA, there's only one in the world. Girlfriends, there's many of those.*
>Si GF iiwanan ka din nyan, si DotA hindi
*Girlfriends, they can leave you. DotA, can't.*
>Si GF nagagalit kapag nagdodota ka, si DotA hindi nagagalit...