I kind of wish I had some artistic talent. I have these stupid ideas for Resident Evil themed mini-comics that aren't funny but bother me just the same.
Something like Hunk going on a date and the woman saying "Isn't it kind of presumptuous for you to call yourself Hunk when you wear a gas mask all the time?" And then he silently stands up, snaps her neck and leaves.
Or a game show where a contestant is asked to choose which door to open out of three, with a prize behind one of them. She makes her choice but from the audience, Wesker stands up and screams "Wait! Don't open... that door!" But the constestant insists. Then a zombie dog jumps out.
Or Barry getting a blood transfusion and grinning knowingly to the nurse and saying "I hope this isn't CHRIS'S blood!" Then in the next panel, solemnly saying "No, but seriously, he has AIDS."