I lengre tid har jeg gått å snust på Sims 2 og siden det skal dukke opp på Fredag tenkte jeg vi kunne starte en tråd. Vet mange hardcore gamere der ute er skeptiske til dette, men det virker som Maxis denne gangen har utviklet konseptet såpass at det kan appelere til alle. Det er med andre ord gode muligheter for å gjøre fler sjuke og ondskapsfulle ting denne gangen, noe mange kritiserte forgjengeren for å mangle.
For å bevise dette har jeg tenkt å poste et innlegg laget av en Parias fra et visst annet forum. Etter å ha lest det var ihvertfall ikke jeg i tvil lenger.
Ellers driver 1 UP for tiden med en lengre preview av spillet som også er sinnsykt morsom.
Så, noen andre som vurderer å skaffe seg dette? Hvis dere lurer på noe kan jeg sikkert også svar på spørsmål.
For å bevise dette har jeg tenkt å poste et innlegg laget av en Parias fra et visst annet forum. Etter å ha lest det var ihvertfall ikke jeg i tvil lenger.
Here's a few of the wacky antics my simulated family has been up to:
This is myself, instituted as an evil genius plotting to take over the world. Here's my avatar of death, looking particularly evil for no immediately apparent reason whilst peering through his telescope - this may be because he is busy spying upon his arch-nemesis:
This is the evil genius' room mate, named "Jim-Bob-Bob", also known as "the short bus reject". He is used as a diversion for my evil activities, and is fat, lazy, and incredibly untidy. He is also, for some reason, the head of the local soccer team:
Hot.
I don't know who this next person's name is, but he's been officially labeled my evil genius' "arch-nemesis" because he was the first to start the wave of terror upon my house, inspiring waves upon waves of people to come over for the sole purpose of STEALING MY FUCKING GARDEN GNOMES. He's the guy on the far left:
I had Jim-Bob-Bob serve him spoiled pancakes created from his terrible cooking ability as a basic part of my revenge. The fact that the moron started feasting upon the steaming pile himself was surely a testament to his idiocy.
Here's the arch-nemesis caught red-handed:
Here's the fuckwad slapping my evil genius:
After he stole a couple more of my gnomes, I insulted him and yelled to his face whatever translates in Sim-eese to "get the fuck off my property you yellow-haired white trash fuck". Then he ambushed me with some kind of crazy smoke bomb and started a pitched fight to the death:
Then he ran away. Later that day, however, tragedy struck once again, as a hired goon (no doubt under the arch-nemesis' employ) ran past my house and did this:
FUCK. This meant war.
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do much to crush my arch-nemesis yet (trapping him in a doorless, windowless room to drown in a puddle of his own urine seems too easy and small-time for a criminal mastermind), but while I was busy plotting his demise, my retard room-mate called over a bunch of people - the arch-nemesis among them. Jim-Bob-Bob then took a shit and ended up breaking the toilet, which pissed me off, until the arch-nemesis wandered over to the plugged up toilet and sat down:
In the words of Mr. Burns, "Excellent". Soon after he yelled at my evil genius some more and went home (after stealing another gnome), but I made sure to secretly reward my room mate by upgrading his sleeping accomodations from "couch" to "piece of shit bed". It didn't make a difference of course, the moron still automatically went to the living room and napped every time he got tired.
Here's some more random imagery.
My evil genius, venturing forth into the night to do fiendish things (like steal back his gnomes):
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY YOU HICK GEESUS H CHRIST:
The moron brings a furry home...
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/3350/9594.jpg
...and somehow manages to WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING AND WHY DOES HE HAVE NO PANTS
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/4540/9595.jpg
For some reason, he actually has two girlfriends whom he's alternating between, and they keep calling him and he spends all fucking night on the phone. When he's done doing that, he then kicks everyone out of the house and has a spongebath because he's too much of an idiot to use the shower independently:
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1223/9596.jpg
Moron.
This is myself, instituted as an evil genius plotting to take over the world. Here's my avatar of death, looking particularly evil for no immediately apparent reason whilst peering through his telescope - this may be because he is busy spying upon his arch-nemesis:
This is the evil genius' room mate, named "Jim-Bob-Bob", also known as "the short bus reject". He is used as a diversion for my evil activities, and is fat, lazy, and incredibly untidy. He is also, for some reason, the head of the local soccer team:
Hot.
I don't know who this next person's name is, but he's been officially labeled my evil genius' "arch-nemesis" because he was the first to start the wave of terror upon my house, inspiring waves upon waves of people to come over for the sole purpose of STEALING MY FUCKING GARDEN GNOMES. He's the guy on the far left:
I had Jim-Bob-Bob serve him spoiled pancakes created from his terrible cooking ability as a basic part of my revenge. The fact that the moron started feasting upon the steaming pile himself was surely a testament to his idiocy.
Here's the arch-nemesis caught red-handed:
Here's the fuckwad slapping my evil genius:
After he stole a couple more of my gnomes, I insulted him and yelled to his face whatever translates in Sim-eese to "get the fuck off my property you yellow-haired white trash fuck". Then he ambushed me with some kind of crazy smoke bomb and started a pitched fight to the death:
Then he ran away. Later that day, however, tragedy struck once again, as a hired goon (no doubt under the arch-nemesis' employ) ran past my house and did this:
FUCK. This meant war.
Unfortunately, I haven't been able to do much to crush my arch-nemesis yet (trapping him in a doorless, windowless room to drown in a puddle of his own urine seems too easy and small-time for a criminal mastermind), but while I was busy plotting his demise, my retard room-mate called over a bunch of people - the arch-nemesis among them. Jim-Bob-Bob then took a shit and ended up breaking the toilet, which pissed me off, until the arch-nemesis wandered over to the plugged up toilet and sat down:
In the words of Mr. Burns, "Excellent". Soon after he yelled at my evil genius some more and went home (after stealing another gnome), but I made sure to secretly reward my room mate by upgrading his sleeping accomodations from "couch" to "piece of shit bed". It didn't make a difference of course, the moron still automatically went to the living room and napped every time he got tired.
Here's some more random imagery.
My evil genius, venturing forth into the night to do fiendish things (like steal back his gnomes):
GET THE FUCK OFF MY PROPERTY YOU HICK GEESUS H CHRIST:
The moron brings a furry home...
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/3350/9594.jpg
...and somehow manages to WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING AND WHY DOES HE HAVE NO PANTS
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/4540/9595.jpg
For some reason, he actually has two girlfriends whom he's alternating between, and they keep calling him and he spends all fucking night on the phone. When he's done doing that, he then kicks everyone out of the house and has a spongebath because he's too much of an idiot to use the shower independently:
http://img25.exs.cx/img25/1223/9596.jpg
Moron.
Så, noen andre som vurderer å skaffe seg dette? Hvis dere lurer på noe kan jeg sikkert også svar på spørsmål.
Jeg likte jo The Sims 1 ganske så godt!
