I'm going to write a game called Red Dead Redemption II where you mostly bail hay and look at dirt.
I had this nightmare where I was walking about doing nothing for hours and it turned out I was just playing Red Dead Redemption.
I think my favorite part of Red Dead Redemption is that bit where something almost happened. It's a full-stop thrill ride!
When I think of my ultimate wish fulfillment, it's mainly about crop guardianship.
I don't want to say Red Dead Redemption is slow, but it made me wistful for the action-packed days of MYST.
Red Dead Redemption is a thrill a minute ride, if by 'thrill' you mean yawn, and by 'minute,' you mean second, and by 'ride' you mean bore.
Red Dead Redemption is full of choices...do you lay on your cot or say hello to strangers? It's almost too exciting.
In Red Dead Redemption, your horse acts like a damn spastic when you try to turn around. It's Unforgiven mixed with Rain Man.
I knew Red Dead Redemption would be thrilling the moment it started with a leisurely train ride and old ladies gossiping.
People with heart conditions, do NOT buy Red Dead Redemption! Also, people WITHOUT heart conditions!
I can't wait to play more Red Dead Redemption today. Dare I to hope that there might be more cot sleeping and corn protecting?