Opprinnelig skrevet av Bungie
Ok, I am new to this game and today was my first game, and I am really confused.
So anyways, first of all I set up my player profile and it asks me for my sensitivity, and since I'm a very sensitive guy (dolphins make me cry) I chose the highest, 10. My mom says I am an Elite person, so I selected Elite, not sure what that meant. I like gardens and I'm good with plants, so I also chose "greenthumb" for some setup thingy. My dad says I'm an invert, so I selected "inverted".
So now that my player profile is all set, I have to create an x-box live account. Well I'm trying to set it up and it asks for my name, so I put in my name "Bob", and it says something like "sorry, that name is taken already". So I'm like huh? So I try again and it still tells me it's taken. I tried it like 15 times! I was so confused then. I mean, come on, how is it my fault that my parents named me Bob? What am I supposed to do about it? So I ask my dad to come help me and I explain to him that it doesn't like my name, so he says to use my middle name. Middle name? I didn't even know I had a middle name! So I ask my dad what my middle name is, and he says "uradopted", so I put that in and it finally took it, whew.
Ok, finally I'm on and I go to play my first game. It starts us on some map called "coagulation", and I'm running around not really knowing what to do, and then my screen says "hold x to pick up sniper rifle". So I hold x for about thirty seconds, and I guess something happened because now my gun looks different. I don't like it though, I mean the little circle thing is so small now! I liked it so much better when I had my starting gun, I think it is called an SMGG or something, and my circle aimy thing was so much bigger! Then to make matters worse, my teammates are all yelling at me to "snipe" some guy running towards our base (I have no idea what they were talking about), but I can't get that little circle aimy thing to line up right! I can see him running at our base and I know I gotta do something quickly. The guy was about half way across the map, running right at me, and I could see he had the SMGM gun! I'm thinking, how am I supposed to kill him when my aimy thing is so small? So I figure that I must need to get closer, so I start to run at him. After like 20 seconds of running, we are starting to get closer, and then he starts firing on me, and that was so unfair! I mean, he's got this huge SGM gun thingy with a huge aimy circle, and I have this little tiny circle that moves all over the place when I try to move my joystick thing. How am I supposed to hit him?! And to make matters worse, he has like 60 bullets and I only have 4!! Why is there even a "sniper rifle" in the game, who would want that crappy weapon? It sucks man.
Anyways, as you can guess, the guy kills me with his super SGMG gun, but then something really strange happens - I can still see my dead body, and the guy starts exercising over my body! I don't understand, he was doing these like lunges or sqats over my body. Does that really help your legs get stronger? If I do that at the beginning of the game, will I be able to jump higher or something?
Then finally, what really made me mad, all my teammates started yelling at me and calling me a "nooby" or "booby" or something like that, I don't remember. Like it was my fault!
Man this game is confusing. =(
--Wasabe
